Monday, February 23, 2009

The Wisdom of the Nineties

So I remember a couple of things being drilled into my head as a child. Basic and fundamental things that defined the way I acted and viewed the world. Like the time in high school when some sixth graders were trying to convince me that the best course of action when lost in sub-zero temperatures was to sit still. Because you might lose a limb, but better than lowering your entire body temperature? I still think their teacher was wrong and leading these poor kids to their deaths.


Example 1: Stranger Danger

Do you remember these lessons? Occasionally set to music. Don't take candy from strangers. Don't get into a stranger's car. Set up a secret password with your family so if your mom has to send someone from work or whatever you can verify that s/he actually knows your mom. (Ours was "pickles" I think.) Don't wear t-shirts with your name on them. (I remember being crushed when I learned about this one. I didn't have a t-shirt with my name on it, but my fondest dream was born and smashed in the same moment.)


So how can people justify this:


Not only do strangers have your names and placement in your family, but they know if you like soccer or have a pet. A whole generation of parents is putting their kids in grave danger! How is this allowed?

Example #2: Hole in the ozone layer

Remember when, pre-global warming, the hole in the ozone layer was environmental concern #1? Remember how that hole was caused almost entirely by aerosol hairspray? And the 90's, so fraught with aerosol hairspray abuse.

So imagine my horror when, in the search for product this weekend, I could find nothing BUT aerosol hairspray? Even brands whose non-aerosol products I've used had nothing to offer in the pump-variety. What happened? Where did all the environmentally conscious hairspray go?

When I was living in Armenia I spent the autumn in constant panic: leaf disposal there is largely a matter of unsupervised burning. My "No Burn" desert social conscience suffered an aneurysm daily.

5 comments:

Makayla Steiner said...

LOL.

Our family password was something like "nutty-fruitcake." What does that tell you about us???

Rachel said...

I actually remember you and Melissa coming home from Elementary School quite frightened, quite often. Recycling was a big worry, too, if I remember correctly.

On the aerosol: I thought that manufacturers removed the offending chemical so those spray cans are safe again. But that's a vague recollection.

I am currently in an uproar that the car seat age was recently legislated to 8 years old and 8 pounds. You can never make the kids entirely safe in a moving vehicle, I promise! Next we'll be putting them in helmets before they get into the car. Stop trying to scare me!

Meikel said...

oh, I know right! They might as well put a big ol invite sticker on your oversized vehicle telling child molesters to follow you home!
Oh and our password was 'hells-bells' no joke.

MollyE said...

Great post! I love aerosol hairspray! I remember all that hole in the ozone stuff and I went at least a whole decade thinking aerosol was really bad. But then I decided to take a stand. Spritzer bad, aerosol good.

Day said...

Aerosols are no longer manufactured with CFCs--chloroflourocarbons--and haven't been for awhile.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone_depletion

You're totally right about the stranger danger, though.